Howard Sperm
It's the lesbian-loving, breast-baring, Ba-Ba-Booey-bashing radio host that everyone loves to hate!

Dixon D. Hole III
Professional golfer and senior member of the PeenGA Tour. Dixon has many, many holes to his credit. And not just on the golf course, if you know what we mean.

The Master Baiter
An all-around outdoor sportsman, the Master Baiter can usually be found dicking around in one of Peenieville's lakes, rivers or forests.

Crank Sinatra
The classic crooner is back and better than ever! Peenieville is his kind of town, and it shows in this classy and hysterical shirt!

Dr. Sawyer Schlong, M.D.
For all your below-the-belt health concerns -- urology, gynecology, proctology -- the doctor is IN.

Sir Fuxalot
Peenieville's wealthiest entrepreneur. His money buys him whatever he wants, and his name says it all!