Your friends will laugh long and hard when you're wearing these colorful Peenie Pals™ shirts!
They're quality Hanes Beefy T's for long-lasting fit and comfort.
Perfect for friends, significant others, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and just plain gags!
Available in Small, Medium, Large, and X-Large.

Howard Sperm
 
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The original Shock (or is it Cock?) Jock is taking over Peenieville's airwaves! Always controversial, Howard Sperm is locked in a continuing struggle with the Federal CUMmunications Commission.

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The Master Baiter
 
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The ideal gift for the hard-core outdoorsman! It's also a great conversation starter at the local bar or fishing hole. Show him how much you support his weekend pole-wettings!

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Dixon D. Hole III
 
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The star golfer of the PeenGA Tour really knows how to swing his wood! He's an expert on scoring, both on AND off the course!

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Crank Sinatra
 
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"She gets too hungry for dinner at eight,
When she's got a headache, I masturbate.
She'll never bother to lose any weight,
That's why this lady...is a tramp."

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More HILARIOUS designs on the way!

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